Forget that Dos Equis dude. Mike Leach is the most interesting man in the world.

The Washington State head coach went on one of his unusual, yet oddly charming discourses once again on Monday.

He was asked about mascots in college football, and gladly offered his thoughts. He spoke about his favorites, ways for schools to improve their respective mascots, and also listed an underrated mascot.

This is gold.

“OK, let me think here. First of all, there should be more sharks if you’re by an ocean,” Leach said. “That tiger at LSU — that’s a live real tiger sitting in there in some metal structure he clearly could rip his way out of if he wanted to, even half wanted to — that’s an awesome one.

“The buffalo at Colorado … that’s an awesome one. There’s a place in Kansas called Pitt State. I used to see it on film, but we didn’t play them. They’re called the Gorillas,” Leach added. “There should be a lot more gorillas for mascots. Because think about it, a gorilla can whip a lot of stuff, you know? The students and everybody — when it came time for the opponent to come out, they’d play ‘Welcome to the Jungle’ … just blaring.

“The visiting team would come through the tunnel and they’d all be hurling bananas at the visiting team. You’d see bananas everywhere … bananas bouncing off helmets, bananas just flying through the air. And that was ‘Welcome to Pitt State,’ because you’re about to play the gorillas. How bout that?”

How bout that, indeed.

Never change, Mike.