Alabama fans rip Kalen DeBoer, staff on Paul Finebaum Show after Tennessee loss
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Alabama Crimson Tide fans don’t like losing football games. They certainly don’t like losing them to rivals like the Tennessee Volunteers, whom they once historically owned.
The Crimson Tide beat the Vols 15 consecutive times from 2007-2021, but have now dropped three straight matchups in Knoxville. On Monday, some notable Alabama callers needed to get things off their chests on The Paul Finebaum Show. Fortunately for us, they fully capitalized on their opportunity.
“Coach [Kalen] DeBoer. Every time I let an Alabama fan talk me into trusting you, you lay an egg, dude! Are you a chicken?” asked Legend. “I thought you was a rooster. Come to find out, you just a 99 cent, three-piece chicken nugget meal from Mickey D’s… last week I called you Mr. T, but you’re more like Mr. Magoo.”
“Onto Ryan Grubb: why in the hell are you running 40-yard patterns down field when your offensive line can’t block a poodle with three legs?!” Legend rolled on. “You ever heard of a little drop off to the tight end, a slant or a screen?! You’re running 40 yards a pattern, and your quarterback is running for his damn life!”
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“Lastly, you thought you was gonna get out of the building, didn’t you Greg Byrne? Legend laughed. “We have not climbed to the top of the food chain to be a damn vegetarian! I wish I was an octopus so I could slap all of you… right now!”
After Legend’s incredible rant, Handsome Joe joined Finebaum. He snapped the cigar he bought to celebrate the Crimson Tide’s eventual “win” in half live on the show, then said the whole Alabama coaching staff “needs an exorcism” from “at least 50 priests.”
“We’re a laughingstock right now,” Handsome Joe said. “Have some pride, dangit… go out there and kick somebody’s freakin’ ass.”
The Crimson Tide will try to deliver on Joe’s request vs. the Texas A&M Aggies in Week 8.
