It’s a quiet Friday morning because there is no Jameis Winston news. Oh, wait! The latest rumor is that he possibly shaved points on the Louisville game! Of course! What’s next? Allegations that Jameis Winston created the ebola virus? Maybe he’s responsible for the 2008 financial crisis, too?

Is Jameis Winston the worst person ever to play college football? Or, is he just the victim of the 2014 media / internet mob system? I’m not able to answer the question clearly because I’m still blinded by rage over Johnny Manziel sitting courtside at an NBA during a Texas A&M offseason. Unforgivable.

Do the crab legs photoshop images ever get old?

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The Fury of Muschamp…. If you’re concerned about hearing spoilers for the Brad Pitt WWII movie, Fury, stop reading now, because I’m about to get into it.

After watching Brad Pitt light up some Germans in the midst of going out in what might be the best blaze of glory ever for a movie character, I started thinking of Will Muschamp.

A very possible scenario for Muschamp is to dominate some bad SEC East teams before getting crushed by the Seminoles to end the season. While the Georgia win clouded the situation for the “Fire Muschamp” crowd, an ugly loss to in-state rival Florida State could still be enough for Jeremy Foley to pull the trigger after the season.

But that doesn’t mean Muschamp is going down without drawing some blood.

With the image of a 1940s Brad Pitt mowing down Germans with his tank mounted 50-caliber machine gun burned into my mind, I turn my attention to what Muschamp may have started last week. Muschamp may have began his blaze of glory run last week by humiliating Mark Richt at the Cocktail Party.

Derek Mason will likely get cut in half with Muschamp’s 50-caliber and then Spurrier will be in his sights.

Blood will spill, but like Pitt’s character, Muschamp may still die in the end. At least he’s making it interesting. Go get ’em, Sergeant Muschamp.

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Side note.. if you’ve seen Fury, can you imagine anything worse than being stuck in a metal box with four other dudes? Especially when one is Shane from Walking Dead? Add WWII tank crew to my list of things I never want to experience.

Speaking of not shying away from a fight, the Ole Miss Athletic Director Ross Bjork is quickly becoming the best Twitter follow in college football. Sure lots of people mouth off on twitter, but how many take a few minutes to snap a photo of yourself with a wrestling belt draped over your shoulder and then send it to the trash talker? Highly entertaining. Bjork has since turned his attention to the newspaper which printed the nasty Treadwell photo.

Staying on the topic of catastrophic injuries, college football fans all over were saddened this week when Marcus Lattimore announced his retirement from the NFL. The Gamecock warrior never took a snap in a game at the NFL level. Complications from the injury – one of the worst I’ve ever seen – are cited as the reason for his retirement.

Frankly, I’m surprised by the lack of attention on the subject of the loss of potential earnings in response to the retirement announcement. Would Lattimore have been better off if he could have jumped to the NFL after his stellar freshman season? It’s likely.

Despite the Game of the Century of 2014, Alabama vs LSU, much of the attention this weekend is outside the conference.

Baylor vs Oklahoma, Ohio State vs Michigan State, Notre Dame vs Arizona State and Kansas State vs TCU all have possible College Football Playoff implications. At a minimum, it should alter the rankings next Tuesday night enough to fuel another week of meaningless debate. Well, this is college football, right?

Michigan already giving up on poaching Les and going after Bob Stoops instead? Yahoo’s Dan Wetzel suggests such a course.

Texas A&M fans, it’s been an ugly season, but here’s some encouragement for you.

If you schedule your Saturdays around UAB football, you might need a new plan in the future.

Should Georgia fans worry about the Kentucky game? Maybe.

Enjoy your Saturday.