What They Meant To Say: Week 7
You heard the post game comments after this week’s games, but we give you the real story. Here’s what the coaches, players and other folks meant to say…
“Hutson Mason signed some autographs this week in an attempt to make some extra cash. There was zero interest in his autographs. He did not make any money despite the attempt. Thus, there was no suspension. He played a great game against Missouri.”
“I thought it was Chubb that signed some autographs. Gurley was suspended? Honestly, I have so many 5-star running backs, I get them confused.”
“I’m excited to announce that I’m engaged. My brother Josh and I are looking to start a reality show called Two Former Athletes In Love.”
“I’m not going to a place called Starkville.”
“I don’t know what my dad is thinking today”
“I just took Mississippi State to a number 1 ranking. I plan to parlay lucrative offers from the University of Florida into a 10 year, $100 million extension by Monday.”
“Forget Katy Perry and those kind of gimmicks. We wanted our GameDay to be about pounding Auburn on the field. You want me to go chug a beer and crowdsurf? I can pretty much do anything I want and not lose my job.”
“Urban Meyer, Tim Tebow, Aaron Hernandez… I think it’s plain now that I was the one responsible for those Florida national championships. When I left, Urban literally had a heart attack and quit twice in 12 months. He can’t win at Ohio State in an awful Big Ten, and I’ve taken Mississippi State to #1. MISSISSIPPI STATE. I play in the SEC West people. You know I’m the best coach in America, right? I would win 10 straight national titles at Florida.”
“I’m not sure why they don’t use me on offense. It’s like the coaches want us to be bad on offense.”
“My teams are good at finding ways to lose games.”
“I told Amari that he should sign some autographs for money. Why risk injury against a team like Arkansas? He’s a top ten pick and his draft status can only go down.”
“This is harder than I ever thought”
“My goal of going 8-4 again is firmly intact”
“I thought I was the next Johnny Football. I thought I was bigger than Johnny. A few weeks ago, I turned down a night out on the island of Ibiza with Johnny, Jennifer Lawrence, Rihanna and Gary Busey. Now, Johnny won’t answer my texts. I am undone.”
“Somebody call AJ McCarron”
“We’re considering implementing fines for teams that fail to put quality teams on the field. The parity in our league is important to us. Right now, the SEC East is worse than the Big Ten. It’s unacceptable.”
