Kentucky defensive coordinator D.J. Eliot probably shouldn’t check his mailbox for a few weeks.

While some are calling for him to be fired, an unhappy Wildcats fan shipped Eliot a bag of penis-shaped candy using the website DicksByMail.com, according to a report from kentuckysportsradio.com.

Eliot’s unit is currently one of the worst in the country, ranking 123rd out of 128 FBS teams in giving up 542 yards per game. Kentucky’s defense has surrendered 72 points over the last six quarters, most recently getting torched by Florida sophomore quarterback Luke Del Rio as the Wildcats slipped to 0-2 this season.

Apparently that’s enough to warrant a bag of phallic candy.