After a long Labor Day weekend full of games, Week 1 is now officially over. Except for about half of the SEC who will be on the receiving end of jokes about their Week 1 performance for the rest of the year. And in some cases, much longer. You know who you are.

So let’s try to break through all the chaos and see how every SEC fan base is feeling after Week 1

Alabama

The first stop of the Alabama Revenge Tour went about as expected. Tua, Jeudy and the offense seemed to ease into a great rhythm, the defense looks as menacing as ever and the kickers still can’t, but the real good news is that they went an entire weekend without losing a starter for the rest of the year, so maybe Bama is back.

Arkansas

Hey, a win is a win. Just ask Tennessee.

Auburn

Don’t look now, but everything is shaping up for 2019 to be all about Auburn. It’s an odd number year, Gus’ back is against the wall, they’re pulling out miracle victories, these are the Tigers we know and love. The SEC better get ready because the Oregon game will almost certainly not be the last time we see a highly ill-advised Bo Nix pass somehow ends up winning Auburn a game.

Florida

The Gators had to endure 7 days of everyone doubting and questioning their performance against Miami, so yeah, it felt pretty good to watch the SEC East and their in-state rival crumble around them. Saturday felt like a Feleipe Franks type shhhh to the rest of the country.

Georgia

The Bulldogs flashed their offensive potential in the 1st quarter and then, depending on who you talk to, either really reined it in or showed some troubling signs. There’s no questions about the defense though. Also, it was really nice to see a handful of Vanderbilt fans travel all the way to Nashville for their road game against UGA. Really cool to see support like that.

Kentucky

You can nitpick the Cats performance all you want, but UK fans can’t feel anything but pure joy and relief after looking across the state of the rest of their division. The true test comes in just 2 short weeks against Florida, and then another big one later in the year when they try to complete more than 3 passes against Vanderbilt.

LSU

The debut of the LSU’s passing game “Under New Management” was a rousing success. Diverse route schemes and successful reads? It’s almost like LSU wasn’t actually blowing smoke when hyping its offense this offseason. Weird. We’ll know for sure next week against Texas.

Mississippi State

Sure the defense might have some issues, but that’s not anything that can’t be corrected by a few weeks of corrections … and a few more years of better recruiting. In the end though, they still got a win, and Ole Miss lost. Week 1 couldn’t go better than that.

Missouri

Uhhhhhh that was, let’s say, “very bad.” Whether it was giving up 27 points in the 2nd quarter, losing to a team whose uniforms look like UPS drivers, or traveling to a state most people forget exists, it was not a night most Mizzou fans will want to remember. At least Kelly Bryant won’t have to worry about any championship ring drama this year.

Ole Miss

For lowly underdogs to walk into the vaunted Liberty Bowl and keep it respectable against Memphis is a heck of a job by these Rebs. Luckily, that was just a measuring stick kind of game for Ole Miss and the schedule should ease out from here … Or not. At this point Ole Miss would be lucky to return to the Liberty Bowl in December.

South Carolina

Speaking of “very bad,” the Gamecocks certainly brought their own unique version of it. Whether you want to blame Will Muschamp for badly mismanaging the 2nd half, Jake Bentley for some horrible decision making down the stretch, or a higher power who just seems to have it out for South Carolina, it’s hard to see where the Gamecocks go from here.

Texas A&M

It’s full steam ahead to Jimbo vs. Dabo, which sounds like either a titanic match of college football coaches or side story on an episode of Dukes of Hazzard. The good news is, the Aggies seem to be sharp and firing on all cylinders. The bad news is, you’re playing Clemson.

Tennessee

A boat full of Vols fans caught on fire and sank into the Tennessee River, and somehow their day got worse. That’s about all you need to know.

Vanderbilt

You know you’re overmatched when you give up 30 points and walk away feeling pretty good about your defense. And you know your division is in rough shape when you lose a conference game by 24 and end the night feeling pretty good about your chances in the East.