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You think you're a real journalist don't you? LoL things have gone silent about the ALLEGED transfer. Thomas has not been released from the program and other AU players have hinted on Twitter that reporters need to get it from the source. With that said, considering nothing has happened, you would have been wise to not pump out this word salad until a transfer actually happens ... Which seems less likely by the moment. The sky isn't falling .. a couple of guys transfered because they knew they weren't going to be starters and one other guy may have thought about it but apparently changed his mind. I stopped coming to this site because I thought the writing was bad THEN. You've outdone yourselves this time lol.
Just butthurt that MSU is retaking its rightful place in the basement again.
Believe it or not, that's actually statistically a significant difference in yardage, dude. Florida had the #15 defense in America last year. If you add all those yards up, it starts to be a big deal. Muschamp is the best defensive coordinator in the nation, my friend. He's never fielded anything worse than a top 15 defense in his career.
Probably because Marshall played very well last year for the most part and it's hard to justify benching one of the best read-option quarterbacks out there. Especially if they nearly won a national championship the year before. Johnson torched an elite defense in Arkansas and has proven to be elite in the times he's seen the field. I know... If Johnson lives up to the hype the Tigers will destroy your season again. So I can understand the wishful thinking.
I say we just start this Saturday. What say you, people? Can't it just be football season already? Just 52 more days, folks.
All hail the Saban. Savior of all Bama sidewalk dwellers.
It's funny that a Bama Bubba is accusing another team of having an awful fanbase. UA fans are the biggest bunch of raving drunkard know-nothing sidewalkers in all of football. Ya might not have won a championship last year (maybe you'll just claim it like you did the 6 that you didn't really win too?) but you're definitely #1 in that department. LSU is definitely #2 though.
You Bama Bubbas don't realize your "championships" in 1925, 1926, 1930, 1941, 1964 and 1973 were BS. LoL did you know you guys claim 1973 over Notre Dame even though you LOST TO Notre Dame in that year's Orange Bowl? That would be like Auburn claiming 2013 over Florida State because "reasons" lol.
I guess you're not aware of the fact that Alabama has "claimed" seven national championships that they didn't technically win. I don't expect Bama fa---err---observers to actually know what they're talking about though.
Johnson has nothing left to prove other than that he can continue being an elite quarterback for a longer period. You Bama sidewalkers whine and say the guy hasn't proven anything... You ever looked at the statistics, son? You people would be way more tolerable if you were one-tenth as knowledgeable about football as you are passionate and obnoxious.
He probably just decided to not bother with sidewalk Bama observers.
You'll be eating crow when he continues to do what he's always done... Carpet bomb everyone even when he comes in cold. Cowbell and Bama Bubbas like you people are intolerable sidewalk observers.
Miss State and Alabama sidewalkers doing what they do best - prove they know nothing about football. Sorry, son... Johnson was elite as a backup but it's hard to unseat another guy giving elite play. Obviously you don't have any grasp on just how perfect Johnson has performed during his time in play. I understand though, cowbell kid. You need SOMETHING to look forward to this year. Even if it is just having Prescott on a list.
Coker was overhyped because of the team he played for. Johnson has proven all you can prove as a backup and is all but a guarantee to continue being elite as the starter. Get real, son.
Typical Bama observer. They think their opinions are facts despite those opinions being extremely simple minded. Just like a good ole Bubba Bammer.
LoL for future reference... Saying "a mere 38 points behind" implies that the distance between Alabama and the guys below them was NOT vast. LoL the word "mere" implies a tiiiiiiiiiny bit. Muh journalism. <\3
Unless you feel the same about alcohol, your argument is irrelevant. Drinking drastically increases one's willingness to fight, rant/rave, and has been a major reason for countless deaths throughout history. Pot makes you laugh and eat pizza.
You know your world is doomed when people are locked inside cages for possessing the flowers of naturally-occurring plants. It's okay to drink booze though. Nevermind the fact that IT actually kills people.
Yeahhhhh. He was all over the TV this last season after spending much of it at #1. Primarily after beating Auburn, LSU, A&M, Arkansas and coming very close to ruining. Alabama's season. The only teams that "kicked his ass" Were Ole Miss and Georgia Tech. Both of those are smaller programs than the likes of Auburn and LSU. Okay though.
99.9% chance a group of inbred UA punks who who are celebrating their assault right now with cries of: "Rowww Taaahhhdddddd! Yea boi whopt dat Preskawt boi reel gewt!"
The "author" just pulled recognizable names out of his ass without any real criteria. When you get a bunch of sports homers together who have to cobble content together, you're bound to have screw-ups like that.
This site truly is a joke at this point. Lots of wannabees trying to pass themselves off as sportswriters. I only come here to see what kind of idiocy I'll see next. Literally every single article has some kind of nonsense in it. Garcia has some insight occasionally but that's about it.
"You're killin' me, Murf! It's stoopid n' funny hearin' anybody say n e thing positive bout them dang ole' Barners! Err'y body no's they sux! Ain't no way none uh that stuff u sed waz true n' any body who agrees is jus a dum Barner!!!! LOL LOW TIDE ROWWWW!" "I ain't watch that championship game coz if Bama don't play it ain't werth watchin' ayun we got cheated n e ways so I'm watchin Fox News n stead. I'ma reel foot bawl fayun!"
It would be funny reading comments from people like you if sidewalk fans didn't make up 99 percent of the UA "fan"base. With that in mind, it's just sad and frustrating lol. I'm sorry that you're so football-illiterate that you're not even capable of realizing the fact that Murf here is right. It might come as a shock to you, but there are teams OTHER than Alabama that have talent. Now .. don't have a heart attack, son .. I'm just trying to break the news to you easy. Too many UA fans throw fits when they're informed that being a rabid, observer of one football team and being otherwise clueless and indifferent about the entire rest of the sport they play ... means they're an obnoxious fan. Which is .. pretty much everyone who calls themselves a Crimson Tide fan. The few decent fans with knowledge and respect for the game (which includes not making themselves look like idiots by slamming Auburn at every opportunity) don't call into Finebaum and generally don't care for the fact that kids like you have caused Alabama fans to carry the label of being the dumbest, least informed and most obnoxious "fans" in all of football.
In every single article I read here, there's some kind of blatant error. THIS one wasn't as bad ... but c'mon guys ... lol. You mentioned Nick Marshall in the intro, but you left him out of the list. Not trying to bash you guys .. but man.
C'mon SDS ... again? The 2013 Iron Bowl wasn't #1 vs #2 ... Alabama was ranked #1 and Auburn was #4. Lots of mistakes over here ...
Yeah. There's no possible way anyone could get harassed at a football game. BS, dude. Deal with it.
LOL ... yeahhhhhhhhhhhh. That's only because he met the ones who actually went to college and can afford to travel. Most of them aren't able to venture TOO far from their trailer parks and river rat nests.
Anyway ... you just lost the #5 ranked recruiter in the nation .. who was ranked the nation's top recruiter two other years. LoL .. it's a business. Coaches and assistants can get caught up in rivalries .. but it's also a career. He didn't grow up in Alabama and experience the rivalry like Alabamians do. It would be stupid to expect him to treat it like someone who grew up an Alabama fan or Auburn fan would. Get real, Bammers ... you folks have some really snobby and elitist views about the game. It's almost painful sometimes. Like right now. lol.