It’s an annual tradition at Saturday Down South. After all the championships of life have been handed out, all the games have been taken one game at a time and every SEC coach has talked about how great their roster is heading into the season, we provide you with a dose of reality. We tell you what the coaches really meant to say.

Enjoy this year’s Media Days edition of #WhatTheyMeantToSay:

Obligatory disclaimer: If it wasn’t obvious, these aren’t real quotes.