Konnichiwa from the business end of the transfer portal, where the castoffs of college football attempt to shine anew after departing their original (or even second) home. In the SEC’s case, there are plenty of quarterbacks who didn’t make it happen at their first or second stops — only to still look for a bunch of bananas with some green in them.

You know the names. You might not know where they all are now. So we offer this as a public service …

Feast your eyes on the top 10 former SEC quarterbacks power rankings after Week 4!

10. Ty Storey, Western Kentucky (last week: 10)

The former Arkansas Razorback is still holding a clipboard at Western Kentucky, where he is stuck behind Steven Duncan. The Hilltoppers were idle in Week 4, and get UAB at home next weekend.

9. Quinten Dormady, Central Michigan (last week: 8)

Dormady is out for a “significant amount of time,” according to Chippewas coach Jim McElwain, after injuring his knee 2 weeks ago. Dormady — a former Tennessee (and Houston) transfer was on the sidelines for Central Michigan on Saturday to watch his team lose to Miami 17-12. Season stats so far: 32-of-49 for 329 yards, 3 TDs and 1 INT.

8. Woody Barrett, Kent State (last week: 7)

Barrett, a former Auburn QB for a hot minute, saw a little garbage time in Week 4 — going 4-of-4 for 55 yards and a TD in relief of starter Dustin Crum in Kent State’s 62-20 victory over Bowling Green.

7. Cole Kelley, Southeastern Louisiana (last week: 9)

There’s been a Cole Kelley sighting! The former Arkansas Razorback is still the backup to Chason Virgil in Hammond, but he did get a taste of the action Saturday night against Lamar. Kelley went 3-of-3 for 29 yards and threw a 14-yard touchdown pass, and carried the rock 6 times for 24 yards as the Lions threw the offensive kitchen sink at the Cardinals to eventually win 45-34.

6. Blake Barnett, South Florida (last week: 6)

The Bulls were idle in Week 4, meaning Barnett actually had reason not to put up any stats. Now the backup QB in Tampa, the former Alabama backup is running second fiddle to redshirt freshman Jordan McCloud. Season stats so far: 27-of-56, 212 yards, 1 TD, 2 INTs.

5. Shea Patterson, Michigan (last week: 4)

Ugh. Patterson was the signal-caller as No. 11 Michigan got de-pantsed by No. 13 Wisconsin 35-14. Patterson went 14-of-32 for 219 yards with 2 TDs and 1 INT. The former Ole Miss quarterback was briefly replaced by Dylan McCaffrey before the latter absorbed a concussion and Patterson had to go back in. The Wolverines have a lot of problems, and moving the ball effectively on offense with Patterson at the helm is among them.

4. Justin McMillan, Tulane (last week: 5)

McMillan might not have been all that accurate this week, but he was effective in a wild victory. The graduate transfer from LSU completed just 7 passes in 20 attempts but passed for 186 yards and 3 TDs in the Green Wave’s 38-31 victory over Houston. The final TD came with 3 seconds left, capping a comeback from 21 points down, as McMillan found Jalen McCleskey on a 53-yard catch-and-run to stun the Cougars. McMillan also added 91 yards on 15 carries and the game-tying TD run.

3. Jacob Eason, Washington (last week: 3)

Eason looked good again for No. 22 Washington, as the former Georgia QB went 24-of-28 for 290 yards and 3 touchdowns with 1 interception in the Huskies’ 45-19 beatdown of BYU. Washington outscored the Cougars 21-7 in the 3rd quarter after struggling in that quarter during each of the team’s previous 2 games. “You always want to come out after halftime with some juice and I think we did that today,” Eason said.

2. Justin Fields, Ohio State (last week: 2)

Fields didn’t need to be stellar against Miami (Ohio) for the Buckeyes to win, but he was anyway. The former Georgia QB was 14-of 21 for 223 yards and 4 touchdowns in the air, and rushed 9 times for 36 yards and 2 more TDs in a 76-5 decimation of the RedHawks. “We defended him as well as we could,” Miami coach Chuck Martin said. “We just couldn’t get the big son of a gun on the ground.” Fields has accounted for at least 4 TDs in all 4 of the Buckeyes’ games.

1. Jalen Hurts, Oklahoma (last week: 1)

Hurts and No. 5 Oklahoma didn’t play Saturday, giving the rest of the nation time to digest just how unbelievable he has been through 3 games this season after graduate-transferring from Alabama.

The stat line: 49-of-61 in the air for 880 yards and 9 TDs, and 38 carries for 373 yards and 4 TDs. The passing yardage moves him up to 12th nationally, the passing TDs put him tied for 7th nationally, and the rushing yardage put him 6th nationally — the first QB on that list by a country mile.

“I think that he’s a special player. He’s as good as I’ve ever had the opportunity to coach against. I’d put Jalen Hurts and Kyler Murray, who we’d played against last year, and Andrew Luck as the three (best) quarterbacks who I’ve coached against,” said UCLA coach Chip Kelly after Hurts torched his Bruins 2 weeks ago.

Next up for Oklahoma: Texas Tech visits Norman, and the Red Raiders play defense about like they always have. Hurts For Heisman!