SEC Shorts is out with its season-ending episode where it releases report cards for each team.

With the sounds of a rumbling motorcycle outside, Texas A&M proudly declared, “Bobby P. rides again!”

“You’re either going to the national championship, or getting the death penalty,” the teacher said.

Elsewhere in the SEC West, LSU was given the “most-improved team” award. In the SEC East, Tennessee received the “most-improved team” award. Not only did Auburn receive a ‘D,’ it was nearly held back, but its fan base was praised, for only a moment.

As for Alabama, the Crimson Tide were tasked to re-write their goals after they fell short in 2022, and they’ve already accomplished the first goal on the new list. Not only did Georgia win the national championship, it received the coveted “line leader” award.

The episode also closes with a special tribute to Mike Leach.

Here are the grades:

Texas A&M — D-
Florida — D+
LSU — A
Georgia — A+
Arkanas — C+
Tennessee — A
Auburn — D
South Carolina — B+
Ole Miss — A (through 7 games)
Missouri — C
Alabama — B+
Kentucky — B
Vanderbilt — C+