SEC Shorts is back with another segment, capping the season with 2023 report cards for every team in the conference!

To start the segment, Mizzou is praised for a huge season with an overall “A” for the 11-win season and Cotton Bowl win over Ohio State. As a result, the Tigers hit the prize box for a special award.

Meanwhile, Arkansas is chided for a rough season while teasing the return of Bobby Petrino, much to the disappointment of the class teacher.

LSU’s performance netted the Tigers a gold star for Jayden Daniels’ Heisman win. However, the LSU defense received a much worse “award.”

As for Auburn, the Tigers received a low grade overall but self-awarded themselves 5 gold stars for the recruiting success.

Ole Miss and Georgia were other programs to receive strong grades for big seasons. However, the Bulldogs were left to ransack the prize box without a chance to win a key award.

Other highlights included South Carolina receiving a hot seat after learning about its report card and Florida receiving a brutal visit from Hope with a look at the 2024 schedule. However, the highlight of the segment centered on Alabama.

After receiving a positive report card, Alabama was dismissed to the playground with the teacher acknowledging a hat that was left behind. The straw hat, one of Nick Saban’s signature items, was left behind in Alabama’s seat before the teacher paused to hang it up on the wall.

While SEC Shorts always produces the laughs, its a fitting and touching end to punctuate the 2023 season and Saban’s legendary career. Here’s the full segment:

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