We all think we’d make great headline writers, but it’s actually more difficult than it looks.

Coming up with something short, simple and witty that can tell the story of an entire football game in just a fraction of a sentence is a unique skill.

This season, we’re going to have some fun trying to predict the headlines you’ll read about your favorite team in your local paper on Sunday morning.

We’re at a disadvantage, of course, because we don’t know how the game will turn out. That’s the part of the prediction that makes things interesting.

Here are our headline predictions for Week 4:

Alabama (vs. Louisiana-Monroe): Not this time, Warhawks

Eight years ago, UL-Monroe knocked off a Nick Saban led Alabama squad. There will be no such shenanigans on Saturday. The Crimson Tide rolls easily in its tune-up game for its much anticipated meeting with Georgia on Oct 3.

Arkansas (vs. Texas A&M): Texas-sized problems for Hogs

Arkansas is banged up and not playing good football. Not a good combination as the Razorbacks enter SEC play against a Texas A&M team that is as potent as ever on offense and seemingly intent on playing quality defense as well this season.

Auburn (vs. Mississippi State): New quarterback, same problems

The Tigers will start Sean White instead of Jeremy Johnson on Saturday, but it won’t prove to be a cure-all for a team that appears to have much deeper issues to resolve. Mississippi State’s Dak Prescott had a big game running the ball in last year’s win, and I’d expect him to be the difference-maker again on Saturday.

Florida (vs. Tennessee): The streak continues…

It may not be pretty, but the Gators will find a way to once again extend their 10-game winning streak against Tennessee.

Georgia (vs. Southern): Time to bring on the Tide

Saturday’s game against Southern is nothing more than a chance for the Bulldogs to get reps and stay sharp for the Oct. 3 showdown with Alabama.

Kentucky (vs. Missouri): Heartbreak times two

Last week’s home loss to Florida was gut-wrenching, and unfortunately for Wildcats fans, this one has the potential to be a replay of those events. This one should be close, but Missouri has a knack for winning that type of game.

LSU (at Syracuse): Tigers enjoy dome life up north

Les Miles spoke earlier this week about how loud he expects the Carrier Dome to be at Syracuse, but that won’t equal the playing field on what should be an easy win for the Bayou Bengals in upstate New York.

Mississippi State (at Auburn): Victory on The Plains

With Auburn’s offense in turmoil, this is the perfect opportunity for Mississippi State to grab a road conference win and assert itself as a factor in the SEC West race after dropping its conference opener to LSU in Week 2.

Missouri (at Kentucky): Tigers survive in Lexington

Expect this one to a be low-scoring, ugly contest. But like the Tigers have done for much of the last two seasons, Missouri will find a way to navigate their way to a close victory in their SEC opener.

Ole Miss (vs. Vanderbilt): Rebels defense stands tall

Ole Miss gave up 37 points in last week’s win against Alabama, but the Rebels will see much better results against a Vanderbilt offense that just doesn’t pack much punch. A shutout is within reach.

South Carolina (vs. UCF): Gamecocks knock out Knights

South Carolina needs a morale boost in the worst way, and a game against an 0-3 UCF program may be just what the doctor ordered. Even with the injuries piling up, the Gamecocks should be able to overmatch UCF on Saturday.

Tennessee (at Florida): Swamped again

The Vols have perhaps their best chance to end the losing streak against Florida since, well, last season. If they couldn’t win that game in Neyland Stadium against a hapless Gators offense, there’s no reason to think this team is ready to go to The Swamp and take care of business.

Texas A&M (vs. Arkansas): Living high on the Hog

Texas A&M’s early-season success continues as a win against Arkansas in the Aggies’ SEC opener pushes the team to 4-0 and further confirms their legitimacy in the SEC West race this season.

Vanderbilt (at Ole Miss): Shutdown in Oxford

If you haven’t figured it out by now, Vanderbilt’s defense is pretty good. But the Commodores offense has all kinds of problems. The Commodores may find a way to keep this one close, a la the Georgia game earlier this month, but they are no threat to win a conference game until they clean up their act offensively.