Ole Miss will not be playing in a postseason game in 2017. The Rebels’ reported answer to that punishment is to name all 12 regular-season games “bowl games.”

Twitter reactions to the story were exactly what one would expect:

https://twitter.com/seantci/status/850783403821727746

https://twitter.com/MattVTyler/status/850763654106673153

https://twitter.com/ImWard13/status/850769440845086720

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https://twitter.com/RachelSeal117/status/850765782338371585

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https://twitter.com/seantci/status/850772117943721984

https://twitter.com/Tribaldawg1/status/850767111786041345

https://twitter.com/CollinBrister/status/850777727259029504

And one request, from yours truly:

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