We all think we’d make great headline writers, but it’s actually more difficult than it looks.

Coming up with something short, simple and witty that can tell the story of an entire football game in just a fraction of a sentence is a unique skill.

This season, we’re going to have some fun trying to predict the headlines you’ll read about your favorite team in your local paper on Sunday morning.

We’re at a disadvantage, of course, because we don’t know how the game will turn out. That’s the part of the prediction that makes things interesting.

Here are our headline predictions for Saturday’s games in Week 13:

Note: This week won’t include the Missouri/Arkansas game due to the Friday kickoff.

Alabama (at Auburn): Tide rolls into title game

Beating Auburn in the Iron Bowl is the missing piece of the SEC West title puzzle for the Crimson Tide, so expect Alabama to be plenty motivated to rise above the rivalry hoopla.

Auburn (vs. Alabama): Iron-clad defense shuts down Auburn

Alabama’s defense has been suffocating to pretty much any running back the Crimson Tide has faced this season, so there’s no reason to expect anything different just because it is the Iron Bowl. That leaves things largely in the hands of a shaky passing game and a fragile defense. Good luck, Tigers.

Florida (vs. Florida State): TOMAHAWKED!

Florida has been playing with fire in recent weeks against Vanderbilt, South Carolina and Florida Atlantic, but has yet to be burned. The Gators may finally be playing a team good enough to give them the loss that they’ve seemingly been begging for during the last month.

Georgia (at Georgia Tech): Is nine fine for Richt?

A win against a bad Georgia Tech team will put the Bulldogs into a similar position as LSU when it comes to letting go of a coach. Is Georgia really willing to say that 9-3 is a fireable offense? We all know there were SEC Championship aspirations and there have been letdowns in the past, so it will be interesting to monitor.

Kentucky (vs. Louisville): Stoops stumped again

For the second season in a row, Kentucky will have an opportunity to become bowl eligible in a game against Louisville. For the second season in a row, the Wildcats may find themselves on the wrong side of a close game with their hated rivals.

LSU (vs. Texas A&M): Farewell, Les?

The outcome of this game is only a small consideration to the long-term direction of the Tigers program at this point. What everyone will want to know, win or lose, is if Les Miles has coached his final game at LSU.

Mississippi State (vs. Ole Miss): Dak brings the Golden Egg home

Everyone will have their eyes on QB Dak Prescott’s final home game, and what better way for the Mississippi State legend to go out at Davis Wade Stadium than bringing the coveted golden egg back into the possession of the Bulldogs during his final Egg Bowl?

Ole Miss (at Mississippi State): Rebs defeated and eggless

The Egg Bowl means the world to Mississippi football fans, and one of the state’s top two football programs will go home empty-handed on Saturday night. While the game should be close and exciting, it may also turn into Dak’s big night in his final game in Starkville.

South Carolina (vs. Clemson): Turn the page

South Carolina fans are probably still holding out hope that the Gamecocks find some magic against No. 1 Clemson this week, but there’s just not enough there to get that done. This will be the final moments of the Spurrier era, and it really will be a symbolic turning of the page when the clock strikes 00:00 at Williams-Brice Stadium on Saturday.

Tennessee (vs. Vanderbilt): Vols finish strong

A win against Vanderbilt will mean that the Vols will have finished the season on a five-game winning streak after starting the year 3-4. What comes along with that? A nice bowl selection and an unreasonable set of expectations for the 2016 season.

Texas A&M (at LSU): Chief feasts on Tigers in his return

LSU is a program in utter turmoil at the moment, and there are probably too many distractions involved to put up a performance good enough to beat Texas A&M. That’s probably going to be to the delight of former LSU defensive coordinator John Chavis, who has had this date circled on his calendar since taking the Aggies DC job shortly after last season.

Vanderbilt (at Tennessee): Offensive buries ‘Dores again

Vanderbilt’s defense gets things done, even against top-tier offenses. But not even the Steel Curtain could be the remedy for an offense that ranks dead last in the FBS in points per game (14.0). It is likely to lead to a frustrating low-scoring loss for the Commodores.